hey so the tattoo design you gave me looked really hard to draw so i ended up tattooing a picture of Garfield instead, hope you don’t mind
I don’t understand why people feel like they straight up have ownership over beautiful women.
My girlfriend is constantly being asked out and harrassed by men to the point where its really pissing me off.
No she doesn’t think you’re hot.
No she isn’t interested in you.
Fuck no I’m definitely not interested in you.
No we are not having a threesome.
Go find some shitty quality “lesbian” porn on porn hub and get yourself off there you waste of skin.
I’m sick of it.